- you have to pee
- you're hungry
- your food is going to be cold
- you are tired because you stayed up late watching doctor who
- your mom won't leave
- the tenth doctor is shouting at you to run away from the Cybermen, but you have to pee sooo bad...
- you have a headache
After you add all these up, you come to the conclusion that you're dying. After you have gotten used to the fact that you are dying, you go downstairs, take a pee, and eat your breakfast.